Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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