Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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