How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Randomize
