And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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