I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
he puts the penis in happiness.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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