Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
My bed smells like the plague
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
Randomize