Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
