watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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