And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize