ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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