I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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