okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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