yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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