ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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