You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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