those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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