i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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