Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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