talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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