I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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