I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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