Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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