i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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