so explain again why im purple
no
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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