I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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