Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
