Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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