Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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