Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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