Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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