I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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