Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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