This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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