Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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