Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
