And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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