so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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