I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
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