So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
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