he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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