So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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