oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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