I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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