He is an equal opportunity slut.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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