i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
