my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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