I don't think brook has ever known best
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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