The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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