You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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