Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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