I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
