when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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