YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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