Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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